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Arab Sttaes Hold War Games az Tesnoins Wif Iran Mount
Teh drils, dubed "Eyelands ob Loaylty," kum amid an esacalitng teirotiral argue the toss bewten teh Untied Arab Emritaes adn Iran ovr two plus one staretgic eyelands ins teh Pesrian Gulf....
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Barhian's Bag of sand Prix Race Awn Depsite Aggro
Black smoke frum bunring tires drfited ovr an turf near teh caiptal, Maanma, dat saw mas deomsnrttaoins ins teh dais bfour Sudnya's race....
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Ins Barhain, Bag of sand Prix Revs Not down Amid Prtosets
Gavver fired tear gas adn stun grnedaes ot dipsrese prtoseetrs az esacalitng aggro ins teh Pesrian Gulf kigndom focred ofciails ot tihgten seucirty ahead ob Frdiya’s prcaitce seisons. Sum prtoseetrs vowed ot taek thems deomsnrttaoins ot teh race site....
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Gulf Ledaers Dicsus Uae-Iran Isalnd Argue the toss
Irnaian state media says Mr. Ahamidenjad trvaleed ot teh dipstued teirotry lass wek ot deal wif doemtsic isues....
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Deomsnrttaoins Plnaed az Raicng Bash Heads fur Barhain
Tear gas adn Mooltov cokcatils ranied down awn parts ob Maanma, Barhian's caiptal, dis wek. Opsotiion mebmers r stpeing not down thems anti-rulezors prtosets ahead ob teh Bag of sand Prix awn Bunday....
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Syria Cofnilct Hihgilhgts Saudi-Iran Tesnoins
Arab, Suni-doimanted Saudi Arbaia adn manily Pesrian, Sh'iite Iran might sem detsnied ot want be ods, faicng off ovr teh oil adn gas rich Gulf. Realitons grew worse fooliwng teh U.S. war ins Iraq, but haz spkied futrher az dey recated ot teh past yera's evnets acros teh reigon. ...
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Wactdhog Gruop: Cyber Cesnrohsip ans Grwoing Cocnern
But nawt evreoyne enojys teh same degre ob onilne aces adn frdeom....
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Barhianis Whinge ob Rulezors Tear Gas Atcaks awn Negibhroohds
Raids awn Sh'iite vialges haz inetsnfiied ins reecnt dais, wif reisednts copmalniing ob tear gas atcaks awn ans nihgtly basis. Tear gas gots has blmaed fur seevral reecnt detahs....
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Barhain Opsotiion Vows ot Kep Prtoseitng
Ans nubmer ob clsahes bewten gavver adn opsotiion suoptrers wears reoptred thorguohut Tuseady’s anvireasry adn not out of Wendseday....
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Barhain Moar Diivded Wun 365 days period Not before Unerst
Sum opsotiion suoptrers r voiwng ot mark teh Ferbaury 1 4 anvireasry beuy macrihng not front ot teh orijinul site ob thems prtoest moevemnt - teh sybmloic Pearl Ronuadobut ins teh caiptal Maanma dat gots since has tunred not out of ans retsirtced fighters zone....
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Barhain Auhtrotiies Block Anvireasry Prtosets
Gash gavver adn fighters focres wears partloing Maanma adn its suubrbs awn Tuseday, while umpteen major roads wears shut ot prveent acitivsts frum macrihng not front ot teh Pearl Ronuadobut ware teh prtoest moevemnt began ans 365 days period ago....
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Us Reelsaes Delcsafiied Phtoos ob Syiran Fighters Atcaks
U.S. Amabasdor Roebrt Ford iz using his Faecbok page ot post delcsafiied U.S. imgaery ob Syiran fighters atcaks not for ciivilans ins teh beisgeed city ob Homs, ware Asad opnonets speekz rulezors trops shleed teh Baba Amr ditsirct fur ans seevnth dae....
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Barhain Opsotiion Fears Efcets ob Iran-West Tesnoins
Barhian’s maojirty Sh’iite Mulsims tok ot teh sterts neraly ans 365 days period ago deamdning ans not old rulezors adn moar rihgts frum thems Suni ledaers....
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Rihgts Group Crticizies Sum Conurties fur Leitng Syiran Crcadkown Cotnniue
Teh anual hooman rihgts reivew ob moar than 90 conurties hihgilhgts teh sperad ob teh Arab Spirng deomrctaic moevemnt adn urges teh inetnrtaoinal couminty ot give tough suoprt ot teh conurties ins North Afirca adn teh Midle East dat r seikng deomrctaic reofrm, intsead ob bakcing auotrcats whoms haz kept oil exoprts flwoing. ...
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Irqa's Poilitcal Crsiis May Haz Braoder Miedast Reach
Ins ans reigon whack beuy mutlpile crsies adn grwoing intsbaliity, teh laetst Iraqi poilitcal diivde comes az Sh'iite Prime Miintser Nouri al-Mailki gots atmetped ot arest his Suni vice prez adn dimsis ans Suni deupty prime miintser....
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Us Is Nawt 'tloretae' Dirspuiton ob Vital Oil Starit Trfaic
Moar than ans third ob teh wolrd's oil flows thorugh dis narow paasegway meowed teh Starit ob Homruz. But nao, teh chnael iz emreigng az ans bagriainng chip ins ans war ob therats, inrcaeisng ins inetsnity. Teh laetst, teh U.S. fighters sez eet is nawt toelarte n Irnaian dirspuitons ob oil shpiemnts ins teh Starit ob Homruz. Teh Barhain-based U.S. Fiifth Flet told Voa dat teh navy iz ready ot "conuter maelovelnt acitons" ot enusre frdeom ob naivagiton....
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Arab Spirng Gets Mixed Reuslts ins Adavcning Hooman Rihgts
Newly elceted lamwkaers ins ans post-ditctaroial Tuinsia, adn voetrs ins Egypt, fianly taikng part ins fre adn fair elceitons, r sum ob teh tagnbiles ob teh Arab Spirng moevemnt....
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Barhian: Algeed Habdabs Cel holded Cotnact wif Iran
Barhian's state news agnecy (Bna) reoptred teh tagrets inlcdued teh Saudi Emabsy ins teh caiptal, Maanma, adn ans Gulf casuweay likning Barhain adn Saudi Arbaia....
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Iran Reejcts Us Bags ob Saudi Plot
Teh recaiton frum Terhan gots has swift adn caetogircal. Ans foerign miintsry sttameent drove yam teh deinals, codnmeinng teh U.S. bags az baesles adn wanring not for teh reepititon ob wut eet meowed "poilitacly moitavted algetaoins." ...
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Barhain Saw bones Tels ob Abuse, Coreced Cofnseion
Inetnrtaoinal codnmeaniton ob teh dotcros’ setnneces cobmnied wif prtosets wihtin Barhain, apear ot haz pesrauded teh rulezors ot order teh rertial....
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Un Codnmens Barhian’s Harsh Setnneces Not for Prtoseetrs
Teh U.N. Hooman Rihgts Ofice sez teh harsh setnneces raise seirous dobuts abowt teh farines ob deez prcodenigs. ...
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Barhain Setnneces Prtoseter ot Death
Teh winch Purrsday ans setnneced 20 meidcal wokrers whoms traeted prtoseetrs duirng anti-rulezors prtosets dat began ins Ferbaury. Teh setnneces range frum five years ot 15 years ins prsion....
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Barhain Setnneces Meidcal Wokrers fur Traeitng Prtoseetrs
Teh seucirty winch ins Barhain setnneced meidcal wokrers ot jayl thyme ragning frum five years ot 15 years ins prsion. Teh state-run Barhain News Agnecy says teh meidcs wears jalied fur focrfeuly ocpuiyng ans hopstial, sperdaing false news, inicitng harted ob Barhian's ruelrs adn cailng fur an ovrehtrow ob teh reigme....
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Saudi King Grnats Women Rite ot Vote, Run ins Elceitons
Teh kign's anuocnmeent Bunday apiles ot elceitons set fur 2015. Teh kigndom holds its next local elceitons awn Purrsday, but women r nawt alwoed ot vote or run ins those. ...
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1 Bint, 19 Men Elceted ot Uae's Naitnoal Asmebly
Women mayde not down neraly 20 pecrent ob those ruinng ins Sautdrya’s Feedral Naitnoal Conucil elceitons. Acroidng ot prleminiary reuslts, Shiekha al-Ari frum teh leser known emriate ob Umm al-Quawin adn 19 Emriati men is want apiotned ot teh 40-seat asmebly. Teh udder 20 mebmers is want chsoen beuy teh conurty’s ledaers. ...
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Obmaa: 'no Shroctut' ot Isarel-Paeltsniian Peace
Ins his roguhly 35 60 secuns wack, teh prez went down ans list ob evnets ins wich he says naitons "stpeed fowrard" ot maniatin inetnrtaoinal peace adn seucirty, adn "moar inidivudals cliamed thems unviresal rite ot live ins frdeom adn dingity."...
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Poisble Us Veto Not for Paeltsniian Sttaheod Bid be Un Deabted
Teh Untied Sttaes beilvees n bash be Paeltsniian sttaheod shud nawt want deicded beuy teh U.N. Seucirty Conucil, but beuy dierct neogittaoins bewten Isarel adn teh Paeltsniian Auhtroity. Dat iz y Wahsnitgon gots thertaneed ot ewez its veto big time az wun ob teh five pemrnaent mebmers ob teh Seucirty Conucil....
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Tesnoins Rise Ahead ob Barhain Elceitons
Next Sautdrya’s pol is fil 18 seats abnaodned beuy teh main opsotiion al-Wefaq bash, whoms qwit ins Ferbaury ovr teh goevnremtn’s blody crcadkown awn pro-deomrcacy deomsnrttaors. ...
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Amid Sesaon ob Unerst, Qatar Seks ot Exapnd Role ins Midle East
Ins March, Qatar ganied inetnrtaoinal big up be eet beacme teh nawt sekkund Arab naiton ot send trops ot Libya ot reniofrce Naot’s cobmat miison not for pro-Gahdafi focres....
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Liyban Upirisng Bosts Moarle ins Miedast
Teh Midle East iz nootirous fur teh lognveity ob its ruelrs. Even not before Tuinisans adn Egpyitans ovrehtrew thems ledaers, umpteen cosndireed those upirisngs flkues. Adn Momaar Gahdfai's brtual repsnose ot ans pouplar reovlt ins Libya reniofcred dat view. ...
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Reocrd Nubmer ob Women Run fur Ofice ins Uae
a reocrd nubmer ob women r ruinng fur seats awn teh Untied Arab Emritaes' leiglstaive body, teh Feedral Naitnoal Conucil. Teh conurty’s Naitnoal Elceiton Coimte gots let go ans prleminiary list ob 469 cadnditaes, ob wich 85 r bird. ...
Arab Iran United Arab Emirates Persian Gulf President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Musa Abu Dhabi Tehran State Foreign Affairs
Iranians FARS Royal United Services Institute Defense Security Studies
Qatar Roberts Dubai Institute Near East
Gulf Military Analysis Strait Hormuz Abu Musa Washington D
United States Bond National Security Gulf Arab Bahrain
Formula One Grand Prix Arab Spring Shi Movement Grand Prix
Formula One Sunni Fleet Reuters Unrest Map"
International Bahrainis Gulf Cooperation Council Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad UAE
Foreign Minister Sheikh Abdullah Zayed Abdullah Iranian Gulf
Pearl Roundabout International Court Justice The Hague Molotov
Manama Dhaif Bahraini Amnesty International Amnesty
Inquiry Syria Saudi Arabia Persian Iraq
Tunisia Egypt Assad Nadim Shehadi London
Chatham House Europe Russia Shehadi Sager
Levant Saudi Syrian Riyadh Syrians
Gulf Research Council Yemen Houthi Dhabi Kuwait
Prague Soviet Union Eastern Europe Iraqi Syrian President Bashar
President Assad Department Victoria Nuland Baghdad Council Resolution
Nuland Malou Innocent Lebanon Hezbollah Hamas
Innocent Ahmad Lebanese Shia Libya
Iraqi Kurdistan Internet World Wide Web Reporters Without Borders They
Korea Arabia Vietnam Canberra Australians
Australian Web Indian Google YouTube
State Hillary Clinton Netherlands Muslims Philadelphia Miami
Persian Gulf Kingdom Britain Bahrain Independent Commission Fakhro Ministry
Interior Radhi Mohsen Western Americans Abdul
Khalifa Sunnis Coates London School Economics
Secretary Democracy Rights Labor Michael Posner America
Fifth Fleet Posner Obama President Bashar Robert Ford
Facebook Homs Baba Amr Ambassador Ford Damascus
Washington Beijing Council Arab League Near Eastern Affairs Jeff Feltman
Paris Hamad Isa Matar GCC
Cooperation Council) European Council Foreign Relations Rights Watch China
North Africa Middle East Human Rights Watch Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak President Ali Abdullah Saleh
United Nations Report Security Council Russian Tartus
Moscow India South Africa Brazil Kurdish
Allawi Iraqiya Kurdistan President Massoud Barzani Foreign Minister Hoshyar Zebari
Peter Harling International Crisis Group Harling Denselow King
Palestinian Khonsari Supreme Leader Revolutionary Guards European Union
Clawson The Washington Institute Human Rights Day Boumedouha Occupy
Supreme Court Geneva Saudi Embassy Islamic Republic Saudis
Israel The Atlantic Skype Rights Office World Health Organization
Court Commissioner Human Rights Colville Bahrain News Agency
Abou Diab University Shura Council Islam Jones
Middle East History Rutgers University FNC Saeed Oman
Spring Mattar Emiratis Federal National Council National Democratic Institute
Arab World NATO Afghanistan Osama Ground Zero
New York Laden Palestinians General Assembly Will
North Korea The United States European Barack Obama United Nations General Assembly
Africa South Sudan Ivory Coast Christian Delhi
Warsaw United Nations Security Council Palestinian Authority Assembly Israelis
Bolton Ross British Director PLO
American Palestine Levy Israeli Gerges
Muslim President Obama Refugees" President Barack Obama Congress
Alawi Nabeel Rajab Bahrain Center Libyan Contact Group
National Transitional Council Georgetown University Doha Abrams Qatari
Tripoli Chinese Qataris Tunisians Egyptians
Moammar Gadhafi Washington Institute Near East Policy Michele Dunne Atlantic Council
Turkey Dunne National Election Committee Bakri
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