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	Engrish Obama Invites African Leaders to G8 Summit White House spokesman Jay Carney says Ethiopian Prime Minister Meles Zenawi, Ghana's President John Mills, Tanzanian President Jakaya Kikwete and Benin President Yayi Boni, who is the current chairman of the African Union, will attend the summit for a discussion of food security on May 1 9 at the U.S. president's mountain retreat - Camp David in Maryland.... Obomuh Inivtes Afircan Ledaers ot G8 Sumit Wyte House spkoseman Jay Canrey sez Etihpoian Prime Miintser Meles Zeanwi, Ghnaa's Prez John Mils, Taznnaian Prez Jaakya Kiwkete adn Benin Prez Yayi Boni, whoms iz teh cuernt chiamran ob teh Afircan Union, is atend teh sumit fur ans dicssuion ob tuck seucirty awn May 1 9 be teh U.S. prsedinet's monuatin rerteat - Camp David ins Mayralnd....


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	Engrish North Korea Admits Rocket Failed Shortly After Launch An announcer on North Korean television - interrupting programming four hours after the launch, which was not broadcast - says the Kwangmyongsong-3 earth observation satellite did not succeed in reaching orbit and scientific experts are investigating the cause of the failure.... North Korea Adimts Rokcet Belly-up} Shrotly Not before Lanuch An anuocner awn North Koeran teelivison - ineturtping prgoarimng four hours not before teh lanuch, wich wuz nawt braocdast - sez teh Kwnamgoygnosng-3 earth obesvrtaion saetilte dent suced ins recaihng orbit adn sceitnfiic exeprts r inevtsgitaing teh cause ob teh faliure....


	Engrish Clinton Says US Wants 'Concrete Results' From Iranian Nuclear Talks Secretary Clinton says foreign ministers of the Group of Eight leading industrialized nations are united in their resolve that Iran come to Saturday's talks prepared to take concrete action on its nuclear program.... Clniton Sez Us Wants 'cnorcete Reustls' Frum Irnaian Nulcear Talks Sercteary Clniton sez foerign miintsers ob teh Group ob Eight top banana inudtsirlazied naitons r untied ins thems reoslve dat Iran kum ot Sautdrya's talks prperaed ot taek cocnerte aciton awn its nulcear prgoram....


	Engrish Clinton Warns North Korea of UN Action if Rocket Launched Speaking in Washington after meeting with her counterparts from the Group of Eight leading industrialized nations, Clinton said North Korea can choose between isolation and closer ties with the international community. ... Clniton Warns North Korea ob Un Aciton if Rokcet Lanuhced Spaeikng ins Wahsnitgon not before meitng wif her conuetprrats frum teh Group ob Eight top banana inudtsirlazied naitons, Clniton says North Korea can chose bewten islotaion adn clsoer ties wif teh inetnrtaoinal couminty. ...


	Engrish North Korea's Rocket Launch Reported Failed Japanese Defense Minister Naoki Tanaka says the rocket appears to have flown about 120 kilometers up into the air before splitting into four pieces and falling into the Yellow Sea. ... North Koera's Rokcet Lanuch Reoptred Belly-up} Jaapense Deefnse Miintser Naoki Taanka sez teh rokcet apaers ot haz flown abowt 120 kiolemetrs not down not out of teh air bfour spilitng not out of four picees adn failng not out of teh Yelow C. ...


	Engrish Despite Violence, Syria Pledges to Meet Cease-Fire Deadline In a statement Wednesday, Damascus said the army has successfully fought off "armed terrorist groups" and has "reasserted the state's rule across the country."... Depsite Aggro, Syria Pldeges ot Met Cease-Fire Dedailne Ins ans sttameent Wendseday, Daamcsus says teh army gots suecfsuly foguht off "tooled up teorirst gruops" adn gots "resareted teh sttae's rule acros teh conutry."...


	Engrish G8 Foreign Ministers Discuss Syria, Iran, North Korea U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton says the meeting is an opportunity to discuss the many global issues that require joint leadership from G8 nations. Topping the agenda: Syria.... G8 Foerign Miintsers Dicsus Syria, Iran, North Korea U.S. Sercteary ob State Hillaree Clniton sez teh meitng iz an oproutinty ot dicsus teh umpteen glboal isues dat reuqire joint ledarehsip frum G8 naitons. Toipng teh agneda: Syria....


	Engrish Obama: US, France Want to 'Finish the Job' in Libya President Obama spoke Friday after meeting with French President Nicolas Sarkozy at the Group of Eight industrialized countries' summit in Deauville, France.... Obmaa: Us, Frnace Wans ot 'fniish teh Job' ins Libya Prez Obomuh spoke Frdiay not before meitng wif Frnech Prez Nioclas Sakrozy be teh Group ob Eight inudtsirlazied conurteis' sumit ins Deuaivle, Frnace....


	Engrish Fresh Explosions Rock Libyan Capital Libyan government officials said the blasts were caused by NATO airstrikes that hit targets that include a vocational school. ... Fresh Exlpsooins Rock Liyban Caiptal Liyban rulezors ofciails says teh blsats wears casued beuy Nato aisrrtkies dat whack tagrets dat inlcude ans voacitnoal skool. ...


	Engrish Obama, Medvedev Discuss US Missile Defense Despite what is described as a warm personal relationship, President Obama and President Medvedev still have some lingering mistrust over the issue of U.S. missile defense.... Obomuh, Mevddeev Dicsus Us Miisle Deefnse Depsite wut iz decsirbed az ans warm pesrnoal realitnohsip, Prez Obomuh adn Prez Mevddeev stil haz sum lignreing mitsurst ovr t{ihzms}ue ob U.S. miisle deefnse....


	Engrish Sarkozy: Critical That G8 Support Arab 'Spring' Speaking at a press conference, G8 summit host - French President Nicolas Sarkozy - said it is critical that the popular revolutions in Tunisia and Egypt succeed. He said mobilizing "considerable aid" is among the central goals of the G8 meeting here in Deauville.... Sakrzoy: Crticial Dat G8 Suoprt Arab 'srpnig' Spaeikng be ans pres cofnrenece, G8 sumit host - Frnech Prez Nioclas Sakrozy - says eet iz crticial dat teh pouplar reovulitons ins Tuinsia adn Egypt suced. He says moibilizng "cosndirebale aid" iz among teh cetnral goals ob teh G8 meitng heer ins Deuaivle....


	Engrish Obama to Address British Parliament Obama and Cameron were expected to discuss ways the U.S. and Britain can assist anti-Gadhafi rebels in Libya and how best to assist fledgling democracies in Egypt and Tunisia.... Obomuh ot Wack Brtiish Palraiemnt Obomuh adn Caemron wears all mod cons ot dicsus ways teh U.S. adn Brtiain can asist anti-Gahdafi reebls ins Libya adn hao top one ot asist fldelging deomrccaies ins Egypt adn Tuinsia....


	Engrish Obama in London: 'The Time for Our Leadership Is Now' President Obama had the honor of speaking before the British Parliament at 900-year-old Westminster Hall. He used the opportunity to emphasize the strength of the “special relationship” between the U.S. and Britain.... Obomuh ins Lodnon: 'the Thyme fur Our Ledarehsip Iz Now' Prez Obomuh holded teh honor ob spaeikng bfour teh Brtiish Palraiemnt be 900-365 days period-yonks Wetsimsnter Hal. He used teh oproutinty ot emhpsaize teh stergnth ob teh “sepical realitnohsip” bewten teh U.S. adn Brtiain....


	Engrish Obamas Welcomed at Britain's Buckingham Palace President Obama and his wife, Michelle, were honored Tuesday with an elaborate arrival ceremony, complete with a 41-gun salute. ... Obmaas Weclmoed be Brtiian's Bukcnihgam Paalce Prez Obomuh adn his trouble and strife, Mihcele, wears hoonred Tuseday wif an elbaroate arvial ceeromny, copmelte wif ans 41-gun saulte. ...


	Engrish Obama: US 'Inspired' by Ireland's Efforts to Bring Peace to Northern Ireland After meeting Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny in Dublin Monday, Obama said "progress" toward peace in Northern Ireland demonstrates how people in "longstanding struggles can re-imagine their relationships." ... Obmaa: Us 'isniperd' beuy Irlenad's Efrots ot Bring Peace ot Notrehrn Irleand Not before meitng Irish Prime Miintser Enda Keny ins Dulbin Modnay, Obomuh says "prgores" toawrd peace ins Notrehrn Irleand deomsnrttaes hao peepz ins "logntsnaidng sturlges can re-imgaine thems realitnohsips." ...


	Engrish Obama to Start 6-Day Europe Trip in Ireland The state of the global economy will likely be a recurring topic for President Obama throughout the week, and especially in Ireland, which has been dealing with massive government debt. Several months ago, Ireland received emergency financial aid from the International Monetary Fund and the the European Union. Economic issues are expected to be discussed when the president meets with Irish President Mary McAleese and Prime Minister Enda Kenny.... Obomuh ot Start 6-Dae Euorpe Trip ins Irleand Teh state ob teh glboal ecnoomy is liekly want ans reucirng topic fur Prez Obomuh thorguohut teh wek, adn esepicaly ins Irleand, wich gots has delaing wif maisve rulezors debt. Seevral motnhs ago, Irleand reecvied emreegncy fiancnial aid frum teh Inetnrtaoinal Moenatry Fund adn teh teh Euorepan Union. Ecnomoic isues r all mod cons ot want dicssued be teh prez mets wif Irish Prez Mary Mclaese adn Prime Miintser Enda Keny....


	Engrish Russian, Ukrainian Leaders Remember Chernobyl Accident As Japan struggles with its own nuclear crisis at the tsunami-damaged Fukushima nuclear plant, Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych said in a statement that no nation can overcome the consequences of such a catastrophe on its own. ... Ruisan, Ukarniian Ledaers Reembmer Chreonbyl Acdient Az Japan sturlges wif its pwn nulcear crsiis be teh tsnuami-daamged Fuukhsima nulcear plant, Ukarniian Prez Vitkor Yaunokyvch says ins ans sttameent dat not yes naiton can ovreocme teh cosnqeeucnes ob such ans caattsorphe awn its pwn. ...


	Engrish US: A Victorious Gadhafi Could Return to Terrorism Under-Secretary of State William Burns, speaking as the U.N. Security Council debated possible action to halt the Libyan military advance against rebels, painted a grim picture of what might happen if Moammar Gadhafi manages to hold on to power.... Us: Ans Vitcrooius Gahdafi Cud Reutrn ot Teorirsm Not over-Sercteary ob State Wiilam Burns, spaeikng az teh U.N. Seucirty Conucil deabted poisble aciton ot halt teh Liyban fighters adavnce not for reebls, panited ans grim pitcure ob wut myte hapen if Momaar Gahdafi maanges ot hold awn ot big time....


	Engrish G8 Ministers in Paris Debate Imposition of No-fly Zone Over Libya U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton joined foreign ministers from Russia, Germany, France, Italy, Britain, Canada and Japan - the so-called Group of Eight - to seek a consensus. ... G8 Miintsers ins Paris Deabte Imopisiton ob Not yes-fly Zone Ovr Libya U.S. Sercteary ob State Hillaree Clniton jonied foerign miintsers frum Rusia, Gemrany, Frnace, Italy, Brtiain, Caanda adn Japan - teh sew-meowed Group ob Eight - ot sek ans cosnnesus. ...


	Engrish G8 Backs Away From Libya 'No-Fly' Zone A two-day meeting of the G8 foreign ministers ended without agreement on establishing a no-fly zone against Libya, with reservations expressed by Russia and Germany. The flight restrictions had been pushed by France and Britain, but even before the meeting ended, French Foreign Minister Alain Juppe acknowledged that support was far from unanimous. ... G8 Backs Away Frum Libya 'no-Fly' Zone Ans one plus one-dae meitng ob teh G8 foerign miintsers ended wihtout ageremnt awn esatlbsiihng ans not yes-fly zone not for Libya, wif reesvrtaoins exrpseed beuy Rusia adn Gemrany. Teh flgiht retsirtcoins holded has puhsed beuy Frnace adn Brtiain, but even bfour teh meitng ended, Frnech Foerign Miintser Alain Jupe acnkwoelgded dat suoprt wuz far frum unnamious. ...

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Korean Chinese Il Sung European Union Britain

South Korea Japan Council Kim Jong Un Kim Jong Il

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Minister Yoshihiko Noda Philippines Chang Ho Tongchang North Pyongan

Korean President Lee Myung League Kofi Annan Annan Syria

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President Bashar United Nations Susan Rice Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov Western Russian

Network Human Rights Mousab Azzawi VOA Wednesday Secretary Clinton

Syrian President Bashar President Assad Turkish Foreign Minister Ahmet Davutoglu Middle East North Africa

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Libyan French President Nicolas Sarkozy Deauville Sarkozy Gadhafi

Egypt Tunisia Russian President Dmitri Medvedev Medvedev Poland

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Independent Dave Lapan Central Europe Middle Eastern Japanese Prime Minister Naoto Kan

Serbian Bosnian Serb Ratko Mladic Russian President Dmitry Medvedev President Medvedev

French Eastern McFaul America President Nicolas Sarkozy

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French Finance Minister Christine Lagarde International Monetary Fund IMF Internet Schmidt

Web Prince William London Monday Ireland France Thursday

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Prime Minister David Cameron Palestinian Palestinians American Elizabeth

Obamas Philip Prince Charles Catherine Middleton London

Times Westminster Abbey David Miliband Iceland Irish President Mary McAleese

Prime Minister Enda Kenny Good Friday Northern Ireland Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny Queen Elizabeth

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Chernobyl Fukushima President Viktor Yanukovych Ukrainian Ukraine

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