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Suciide Bobmnigs ins Syria Cud Singal al-Qadia’s Enagegemnt
Prtoseetrs fle gufnire ins teh Syiran town ob Alepo. Adn near Daamcsus, amtaeur video shows Untied Naitons peace moinotrs edigng thems vans thorugh anti-rulezors prtoseetrs....
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Isarel Unity Deal Unilekly ot Bare Shift Iran Staretgy
Teh top banana ob Isarle's cetnirst Kaidma bash wuz sworn ins az Isareli vice prmeier dis wek not before agering ot join Prime Miintser Bejnmain Neatynhau's naitnolaist colatiion ins ans unity rulezors. Isarle's palraiemnt, teh Knseet, aporved teh unity deal bewten Moafz's Kaidma adn Neatynhau's Likud bash awn Wendseday beuy ans vote ob 71 ot 23....
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Cia Prvenets Al-Qaida Suciide Plane Weigh
U.S. ofciails speekz ans dobule ajint iniftlarted al-Qaida ins Yemen ot cary owt an ailrine suciide miison, but tunred his exlpsovies ovr ot Amrecian adn Saudi inetilegnce, along wif inofmrtaion dat reustled ins ans suecfsul aisrrtike not for an al-Qaida top banana ins Yemen. U.S. rulezors ofciails speekz teh bomb plot iz not yes logner ans seirous therat....
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Syria Prperaes fur Elceiton
Ans not old crop ob pawleetishuns ins teh caiptal gots has wokring fur dis moemnt fur motnhs, Syira's nawt sekkund multi-bash palraiemtnary elceitons. Teh not old faces tightwad an end ot teh 40-365 days period moonoply awn big time beuy teh Bath bash, ans poilitcal cocnseion beuy Prez Bahsar al-Asad ot teh pouplar upirisng, even az teh goevnremtn's fighters crcadkown cotnniues....
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Isareli Pm Cals fur Early Palraiemtnary Elceitons
Isareli Prime Miintser Bejnmain Neatynahu meowed fur teh diosuliton ob his colatiion rulezors moar than ans 365 days period bfour scehudled elceitons adn told chreing mebmers ob his Likud bash dat he might liek elceitons ot want held ins Setpmeber....
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Burma-China Piepilnes Bring Beenifts, Copmalnits
Be Madnlaay Hil’s Su Taung Pyai Paogda ans Chniese viistor maykz ans riutal claesning pryaer. ...
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Tesnoins Ease Ovr Irna’s Nulcear Prgoram az Dilpmoacy Ramps Not down
Ealrier dis 365 days period, therats ob tooled up cofnilct rubmled acros teh Midle East....
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Bin Laden Doucemnts Reeval Spilts ins al-Qaida
Teh doucemnts, anlazyed adn let go beuy teh U.S. Fighters Acdaemy [teh Cobmtaing Teorirsm Cetner be West Point], show bin Laden ins his final years az frsurttaed wif teh staretgy adn tatcics ob teh frnahcise al-Qaida gruops ins teh Midle East adn North Afirca....
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Syiran Focres Raid Alepo Uni; 4 Kiled
Amtaeur video shwoed abowt 1,500 stdunets ins teh notrehrn city ob Alepo chnaitng not for teh Asad faimyl's four-deacde-lawngl rule to be drwoned owt beuy gufnire. Pro-rulezors stdunets tooled up wif knvies atcaked teh crowd bfour seucirty focres swept ins, fiirng tear gas adn live amnutiion....
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Reoprt: Ownlee 14.5 Pecrent ob Peepz Haz Aces ot Fre Pres
Teh maanger ob Frdeom Hosue's frdeom ob exrpseion capmiagn, Coruntey Rasdch, sez pres frdeom gains ins 2011 ofset teh delcnies. ...
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Ciitezns' Aces ot Inofmrtaion Liimted ins Umpteen Conurties
<!--Av--> Evreoyne wants aces ot unilimted adn unbotsurtced inofmrtaion but nawt evreoyne gets eet. ...
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Us, Japan Reach Ageremnt ot Move 9,000 Mairnes
Teh ageremnt comes not before years ob prtosets beuy Jaapense reisednts ob Okniawa whoms haz copmalnied ob crime, noise, adn ocsaoinal inicednts ob wack beahivor beuy U.S trops based awn t{ihzml}and. ...
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Film Hihgilhgts Peirls Faced Beuy Irqais Whoms Hepled Us
Teh names r ob Irqais whoms wokred alnosgide Amrecians az trnalstaors adn adivesrs duirng teh moar than eight-365 days period-lawngl Iraq war adn whoms nao fear fur thems lives adn thems faimiles' saefty. Jus lass wek, wun wuz malied ans syirnge filed wif poyzun adn ans noat teilng him ot inejct hismelf bfour teh sedners did sew thmeesvles....
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Un, Syria Word ot Not old Frmaweork fur Peace Plan
Ans spkoseman fur Mr. Anan says teh ageremnt oultnies teh role ob an adavnce pack ob obesvrers ins Syria az as right as rain az prvosioins fur moinotirng teh wek-yonks cease-fire bewten rulezors adn opsotiion focres....
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Not old York Bobming Plot 'msaetmrnid' Tetsfiies Not for Fwend
Acroidng ot Naijublah Zazi, teh cofnseed matsreimnd ob teh folied 2009 suwbay bomb plot, acsued teorirst Adis Meudjnnain “was ans role model ot us,” beacuse he wuz most knwoelgdaeble ins Islam. Zazi, whoms ealrier plaeded gulity, iz wun ob one plus one fomrer frenz tetsfiiyng ins teh feedral trial ob Meudjnnain, 27....
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Syria Cease-fire Poses Not old Inetnrtaoinal Chlaneges
Teh cease-fire ins Syria lagrely tok hold lass Purrsday, but ownlee breifly. Focres loyal ot Prez Bahsar al-Asad haz reusmed sum shleing ob opsotiion storgnohlds, adn teh goevnremtn’s tanks adn trops dent pul outta ciites adn towns, az teh plan reuqries. Untied Naitons truce obesvrers haz begun ot arive ins Syria. But Wetsern ofciails, adn anlasyts liek Nyersa Cama ob teh Jaunisan Risk Adivosry Group, do nawt exepct teh realitve calm ot lass well lawngl....
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Scneraios fur Iran Reatiltaion Vary if Isarel Stirkes Nulcear Tagrets
Wif Wetsern paitnece ruinng bag of bones, U.S. Sercteary ob State Hillaree Clniton warns dat thyme fur dilpmoacy iz nawt “ifnnitie” adn dat “al opitons reamin awn teh table.” Isarel sez eet is nawt stand beuy az fears grow dat Iran iz deevolipng ans nulcear wepaons caapibilty - an algetaion Iran deines....
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G8 Foerign Miintsers Dicsus Syria, Iran, North Korea
U.S. Sercteary ob State Hillaree Clniton sez teh meitng iz an oproutinty ot dicsus teh umpteen glboal isues dat reuqire joint ledarehsip frum G8 naitons. Toipng teh agneda: Syria....
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China Bars Aritst frum Suvrieilng Hismelf
Teh diisednt aritst says late Wendseday via Twtier dat Chniese ofciails told him ot shut down ans wesbite he wuz using ot srteam suvriealnce vied ob hismelf ownlee 46 hours not before eet strated ruinng....
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Sielcned Duirng Papal Visit, Cuban Blgoers adn Diisednts Speak Owt
Nawt much wuz heard frum diisednts duirng Pope Beenidct Xvi's reecnt visit ot Cuba. Dey speekz dat iz beacuse teh rulezors monuted ans capmiagn ob arsets adn haarmsent ot sielnce dem. Not before teh pope left, Ai wuz inivted ot ans meitng dat teh conurty's top one known Intarwebs blgoer, Yoani Sacnhez, holded wif udder crtiics ob teh rulezors ot share thems exepirneces....
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Us, China Exeprts Warn ob Grwoing Bialetral Ditsurst
Teh wanring comes ins ans reoprt dis wek frum Keenth Liberehtal, teh naitnoal seucirty diertcor fur Asia not over fomrer prez Bil Clniton, adn Wang Jisi, dean ob inetnrtaoinal stduies be Bejiing Uni adn ans mebmer ob teh Foerign Poilcy Adivosry Coimte be Chnia's foerign miintsry....
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Clniton Talks Syiran Dilpmoacy wif Saudi Ofciails
Clniotn's one plus one-dae visit ot teh Saudi caiptal iz aimed be fogring ans cosnnesus bewten teh U.S. adn Arab Gulf sttaes awn hao ot deal wif Syiran Prez Bahsar al-Asda's dedaly crcadkown awn diesnt....
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Syiran Kurds Cud Tip Sclaes ob Syiran Cofnilct
"Ovr they are Ai lived motsly wif mah peepz, but heer Ai ez wif dem, it’s nawt well wee buns but slwoly Ai ez geitng used ot eet,” he says. ...
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Arab Sumit Marks Mieltsnoes fur Syria, Iraq, Arab Legaue
Az Arab ledaers wears gahtreing, amtaeur video cotnniued ot kum outta Syria shwoing fresh rulezors shleing ob opsotiion storgnohlds. Stpoing teh aggro ins Syria iz ans key agneda item fur teh sumit....
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Unchr: Aslyum Bags ot Inudtsirlazied Conurties Not down 20 Pecrent
Tarek Abou Chbaake, ans data anlayst fur Unhcr based ins Geenva, spoke ot Voa abowt teh suvrey. ...
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Anan: Syria Acpets Six-Point Peace Plan
Kofi Anan met wif ofciails ins Bejiing Tuseday, fooliwng ans stawp ins Mocsow. He iz twine on wif conurties wif inlfeunce ins Daamcsus abowt hao ot stawp teh bldohsed dat, acroidng ot teh U.N., gots cliamed moar than 9,000 lives....
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Anlasyts Ases Moitves ins Frnech Shtonigs
Eet came az ans teirble shock ot teh tight-knit Jeiwsh couminty ins sotuwhseetrn Frnace....
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Us Warns ob Glboal Water Inesucirty
Ins Wahsnitgon awn Purrsday, wich iz World Water Dae 2012, Sercteary Clniton unedsrocred teh imoptrnace ob teh aviaalibilty ob teh reosruce. ...
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Exlpsooins Heard Near Supsceted Kielr's Yam ins Frnace
Frnech gavver haz tried seevral times ot storm teh supscet's yam ins teh sotuehrn city ob Toluuose. ...
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Frnech Jews, Mulsims Sturgle ot Twig Toluuose Shtonigs
Ankle-bietrs} spil outta teh Beth Hana Jeiwsh skool ins notrehsaetrn Paris not over ans spirng sun adn teh wactfhul eyes ob tooled up gavver. Paernts, inlcduing men sproitng teh trdameark black titfer ob Haisdic Jews, crowd teh siedawlk ot gret dem. Lea Chciehoptrcihe, ans mohter ob five, iz ans heer. ...
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Godlman Sachs Cutlure Asialed
Greg Smith gaev not down his poisiton be Godlman Sachs ins Lodnon az excetuive diertcor ob teh fimr’s U.S. eqiuty deiravitves buisnes ins Euorpe, teh Midle East adn Afirca. His reisngtaion not before 12 years wif teh firm wuz acmoapined beuy an op-ed piece ins Teh Not old York Times ins wich he wrote dat teh fimr’s cuernt enivormnent wuz nivver az toxic adn detsurtcive az eet iz nao. He algees dat juinor anlasyts relfect teh Godlman Sachs ledaers beuy seikng maixmum prfoits fur teh intstituion, even if eet means inettnoianly seilng teh all to pot fiancnial prdocuts ot cleints. ...
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Prtoseetrs ins Us Plea fur Syira's Ciivilans
Prtoseetrs mixed bewten Arbaic adn Enlgish az dey chnated fur Syira’s Prez Bahsar al-Asad ot step down. Dey ans meowed fur moar U.S. assiatnce ot halp sped his reisngtaion....
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Heritage Foundation Middle East Council President Bashar Islamists
Phillips Neeraj Singh Assad Israeli Shaul Mofaz
Israel Iran Kadima Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu Knesset
Netanyahu European Union Catherine Ashton Hebrew University Jerusalem Post
United States Iranian Yossi Mekelberg Chatham House Mekelberg
Sachs Brookings Institution Washington Defense Minister Ehud Barak Barak
Yuval Diskin Jewish Facebook Likud Abdul Hadi
University Europe Cabinet Jerusalem Yemen
American Saudi CIA House Christmas
American Enterprise Institute FBI Clinton America Arab
Arabian Peninsula Western AQAP Baath Syrians
President Assad Arab League Jews Israelis Arab Spring
Abraham Diskin Palestinian Burma China Chinese
Burmese Africa Bay Bengal Baghdad
Persian Gulf Washington Institute Istanbul Iranian Foreign Minister Ali Akbar Salehi State Hillary Clinton
Tehran Muslim Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak Osama Laden
Academy Combating Terrorism Center North Africa Pakistan Arabic
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Islamic Anwar Pakistani Taliban New York City Shahzad
Abbottabad Islamabad Pakistani Muslim Brotherhood Sept
New York Aleppo University Syrian Observatory Human Rights Homs
Idlib Jay Carney Kofi Annan Robert Mood Norwegian
Annan Elizabeth Arrott Hama Freedom House Radsch
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Eastern Europe Americas Occupy Director Protection
Protect Journalists East African Eritrea Eritrean CPJ
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Journalism Japan Japanese Okinawa Secretary Leon Panetta
Santiago Marines Asia Defense Leon Panetta George Little
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Migration Department Muhammad Murphy She
League Ban Ki Security Council Wittig Deir
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Senate Bosnian Adis Medunjanin Islam Medunjanin
Zazi Zarein Ahmedzay Afghan Ahmedzay Afghanistan
Qaida Manhattan Briton International Monetary Fund IMF
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Blanchard World Bank Nations Saudi Arabia Saudis
British Williams Russia United Nations Security Council Soviet Union
Strait Hormuz Gulf Arab The Washington Post President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Fitzpatrick London International Institute Strategic Studies
Rubin Syrian President Bashar Islamist Brom Gaza Strip
Hamas Gaza Shi Hezbollah Lebanon
Tel Aviv Iron Dome Minister Ehud Barak Ray Takeyh New York Times
Washington DC Group Eight Secretary Clinton United Kingdom
Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov Turkish Foreign Minister Ahmet Davutoglu Turkey Iranians Pyongyang
Korean Camp David Ai Weiwei Twitter Weiwei
Beijing Olympic Games Skype Olympics Smithsonian
Pope Benedict XVI Cuba Havana President Raul Castro Fidel
Cuban Polish Voice Soviet Marxist
Ernesto Guevarra Catholic Christian Castro
Cubans CDs Kenneth Lieberthal Bill Clinton Beijing University
Kelly China Policy India BRICS Wang
Communist Party Asian David Kelly Riyadh Arab Gulf
King Abdullah Dubai GCC Cooperation Council) Obama
Gulf Cooperation Council Arab Emirates Oman Gulf States Turkish
Yayladagi Kurds Kurdish Syrian Kurds Cairo
Bashar Syrian National Council SNC Weiss Yacoubian
Middle East Center London School Economics Kurd Ridgwell
Arrott Skinner Maplecroft Qatar Nabil
Iranian Studies Nourizadeh Sunni Arab World Afghans
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Cote Commissioner Refugees Guterres Let
Italy Malta Nordic Syria Kofi Annan Beijing Tuesday
Moscow Ambassador Mark Lyall Grant Ambassador Gérard Araud Ambassador Peter Wittig Monajed
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Caribbean King Merah Algerian World Water Day
South Asia Toulouse Mohammed Merah Frenchman Barack Obama
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