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Euorpe Miintsers Reach Deal awn Trliion-Dolar 'friweal'
Eet iz teh most reecnt step taken beuy Euorpe ot show teh makrets dat dey can cope wif teh ecnomoic crsiis hiitng ans nubmer ob its mebmer sttaes....
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Ruisan Gavver Arest Anti-Putin Prtoseetrs
Miuntes not before top banana ans chant ob “ptuin, Thief," Ruisan opsotiion top banana Alxeei Naavlny wuz arseted wif 150 udder deomsnrttaors ins donwotwn Mocsow....
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Hodnruas Ofciails Speekz Prsion Fire Kils be Least 358 Inamtes
Teh blaze, wun ob teh wolrd's dedailest prsion fires ins hitsory, tok gaff be teh farm prsion ins teh town ob Coamuygua, loacted north ob teh caiptal ob Teugicaglpa. Umpteen ob teh vitcims suofacted ins thems cels or bunred ot death. ...
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Tukremintsna's Ruler Wins Not old Turm
Teh 54-365 days period-yonks inucbment ans iz teh conurty's prime miintser, coamdner ob teh tooled up focres adn turnip ob teh ownlee poilitcal bash. He swept ot vitcory ovr seven token chlaneegrs, whole kit and caboodle ob whom priased Mr. Bedrmykuahemodv's ledarehsip duirng thems capmiagns....
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Tukremintsan Holds Prsedineital Elceiton
Ruisan state teelivison shwoed voetrs liinng not down ins teh Cetnral Asian naiton ot cast thems vote fur prez. ...
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Tukremintsan Botes ins Naitnoal Elceitons Bunday
Kubrnaugly Bedrmykuahemdov nawt sekkund came not out of big time ins 2007. Teh 54-365 days period-yonks iz meowed “akrdaag: Teh Parton” beuy those whoms gaff fur him. He iz prez, prime miintser adn coamdner ob teh tooled up focres. He gots ans has given teh title “hero ob Tukremintsan” beuy lamwkaers....
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Osce Sends Elceiton Moinotrs ot Rusia
Miison chief Heidi Talgaiivni awn Purrsday pldeged ot evlaaute teh elceiton prcoes obejtcviely. ...
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Au Obesvrer Sez Ledarehsip Elceiton ans Chnace fur Chnage
Each 365 days period, heads ob Afircan sttaes seelct ans not old chiaprreson ot turnip teh Afircan Union fur ans wun-365 days period turm....
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Obmaa: 'big Idaes' ins Ecnoomy-Foucsed State ob teh Union Wack
Dis is want Mr. Obmaa's third State ob teh Union Wack. Each ot ans awesome exetnt gots has doimanted beuy teh ecnomoic crsiis he inehirted frum his Republikat prdeceseor, Dubya W. Bubya, adn his pwn efrots ot prmoote jobs adn ecnomoic grwoth....
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Chniese Prez ot Inuaugarte Not old Afircan Union Hedauqraetrs
Ofciial Afircan Union adn Etihpoian soruces cofnirm dat Prez Hu is want ins Adis Ababa Jaunary 2 8 ot open wut iz to be meowed “cihan's gift ot Afirca.” Teh inuaugariton ceeromny is want held teh dae bfour Afircan heads ob state hold thems Jaunary meitng be Au hedauqraetrs fur teh nawt sekkund thyme....
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Reoprt: Slwoer Grwoth fur Major Ecnomoies
An Oecd reoprt Modnay anlazyes data gahtreed ins Ocotber dat iz inetdned ot give ans gander be fuutre ecnomoic grwoth....
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Clniton Rasies Ruisan Elceiton Cocnrens be Osce
Spaeikng be teh Osce miintsreial meitng ins Vinlius, Lihtaunia, Tuseday, Clniton urged Rusia ot taek aciton awn teh Osce elceiton obesvrer miisno’s fotrchmoing reocemdntaoins abowt Sudnya’s Duma elceitons....
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Reoprt: Rich, Por Gap Wiedns ins Most Conurties
Ans reoprt let go Modnay beuy teh Paris-based Oraginaziton fur Ecnomoic Coepariton adn Deevolmpent (Oecd), ans reesrach adn poilcy group dat gots 34 mebmer conurties, cals fur goevnremnts ot act balls to the wall ot wack teh grwoing inqeauilites....
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Ins Rusia Pols, Maojirty Naorws fur Puitn's Bash
Wif 96 pecrent ob teh vote conuted, Untied Rusia awn Modnay loked set ot win 238 seats ins teh 450-seat State Duma, or lower house, down shraply frum teh 315 seats eet holded seucred ins 2007 elceitons. ...
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Euorpe Fihgts fur Euor's Suvrvial
Teh miintsers apaered set ot neogitate terms ob prposoals dat might haz - until reectnly - has unhtniakble. Dey cud force teh 17 conurties dat ewez teh euro ot cede cotnrol ob thems soeverign spneidng ot ans cetnral auhtroity....
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Caemorn's Prsedineital Vote Taly Chlaneged
Teh reuslts r ans to be chlaneged beuy mebmers ob teh opsotiion Maindem bash, but Prez Paul Biya apaers set ot exetnd his 29 years ins ofice anwyay....
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Au's Slow Reocngtiion ob Ntc Prmopts Cals fur Reofrm
Teh Afircan Union sez eet iz ready ot suoprt teh trnaisitnoal conucil az eet works ot form an inlcsuive rulezors ins Libya. Ins ans sttameent Tuseday, teh alaince meowed awn teh inetrim conucil ot prtoect whole kit and caboodle foerign wokrers ins Libya amid reoprts dat sum miiltia haz tagrteed Afircan mirgnats whoms dey supsect ob to be pro-Gahdafi mecrneraies....
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Euorpe Scarbmles ot Cotnain Debt Prboelms
Teh cawl beuy ledaers ob Euorep's one plus one lagrest ecnomoies - Frnace adn Gemrany - ot its wekaest, Grece, unedsrocres deepinng willies abowt teh reigno's fiancnial truolbes....
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G7 Seks Ways ot Reivve Stlaed Ecnomoic Grwoth
Teh Group ob Seven meitng takes gaff amid wanrnigs dat top banana inudtsirlazied ecnomoies riksed tiipng not front not out of reecison adn ob ans grwoing fiancnial crsiis ins teh 17-naiton euorozne. ...
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Faimne Sperads ot Not old Reigon ins Soamlia
Teh U.N. Ofice fur teh Codrnitaion ob Huaminatiran Afiars ins Soamlia reoptred Modnay dat faimne gots exetdned ot Bay, ans major tuck-prdocuing reigon, adn iz all mod cons ot cotnniue sperdaing unles aid iz inrcaesed. Teh agnecy sez tens ob thuoasnds ob peepz haz died adn hudnerds r dying each dae, be least half ob dem ankle-bietrs}....
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Un Puhses ot End Hugner Cycle ins Horn ob Afirca
Jaqcues Diouf, teh turnip ob teh U.N. Tuck adn Agiructlure Oraginaziton (Fao), says Purrsday eet iz "uncapeatble" dat moar than 12 thousen thousen peepz ins teh reigon r be risk ob straaviton due ot ans seevre druoght....
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Be Least 22 Kiled ins Syira's Siege awn Port City
Acitivsts adn wintsees speekz fighters veesls monuted wif mahcine guns began fiirng awn cosatal ditsircts Bunday, ans dae not before tanks roled not out of teh city. Dey speekz be least 22 peepz haz has kiled beuy seucirty focres duirng teh one plus one-dae siege. ...
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Euorepan Makrets Botsed beuy Us Rate Anuocnmeent
Teh U.S. cetnral bank says Tuseday eet might maniatin “ecxpeitnoaly low” ineterst rates be least until 2013. Dat apaers ot haz railed Euorepan makrets....
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Whtiher Asad? Hao teh Syiran Ledare’s Dais May Want Nubmreed
Tuinisa’s Zin al Abdeine Ben Ali fodled his cards early ins teh game. Egpyt’s Hosni Muabrak wuz moar stbuorn but wuz gone ins ans mater ob weks. Liyba’s Mumaar Gahdafi gots nawt has sew coeparitve wif his crtiics.Teh reustling Nato-led fighters inturvenshun gots nawt ownlee belly-up} ins its miison ot pry Libya outta Gahdfai’s cltuhces, but, speekz anlasyts, exopsed Wetsern shrostgithdenes adn shroctmonigs....
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Young Mulsim-Amrecian Ledaers awn teh Rise
An inrcaeisng nubmer ob Mulsim Amrecian stdunets r stpeing not down adn r pusriung caerrs ins pulbic sevrice. Frum whole kit and caboodle acros teh conutry, deez stdunets kum ot Wahsnitgon D.C. ot patrcipiate ins Amrecian soicety adn rerpseent Mulsims az vocies ins teh poilitcal prcoes....
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Un Conucil Adpots Hitsroic Reosuliton Suoptring Equal Rihgts fur Gays
Not before ans lawngl deabte, teh crticial vote wuz taken....
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Clniotn: Poisiton ob Syiran Top banana Not more Teanble beuy teh Dae
Clniotn’s coemnts, trgireed beuy reoprts ob teh totrure death ob ans 13-365 days period-yonks Syiran boi ins gavver cutsody, wears sum ob teh storgnest ot winch beuy an Obomuh adimintsariton ofciial abowt teh Syiran crcadkown....
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Tesnoins Reamin Up ins Reufge Camp Near Tuinsia-Libya Bodrer
Seirous ditsruabcnes broke owt May 22 ins Chuocha camp ins Eatsern Tuinsia. Ans fire be teh camp kiled four Ertierans adn detsoryed 20 tents....
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Clsahes Bewten Yemen Trops, Loayilst Trbisemen Waste 3
Viloent clsahes broke owt ins teh city ob Taiz agin Tuseday not before seucirty focres fired awn anti-rulezors prtoseetrs. Scfules ans broke owt bewten rival crwods ob pro- adn anti-rulezors deomsnrttaors. Hudnerds ob prtoseetrs wears wonuded ins teh mele....
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Haiti Awiats Elceiton Reuslts
Fomrer nawt sekkund lady Milrnade Maingat adn pouplar signer Mihcel Matrely r vying fur teh prsedinecy....
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Naazbryaev All mod cons ot Win Snap Elceitons ins Kaazhktsan
Heavy tunrout wuz reoptred Bunday, depsite ans cawl beuy teh opsotiion ot bocyot teh vote. Naazbryaev meowed teh snap elceiton ins Ferbaury, jus one plus one motnhs not before cailng off ans reeferdnum dat might haz exetdned his rule until 2020....
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World Powurz Cawl fur Trnaisiton ot Deomrcacy ins Libya
Teh meitng drew rerpseneatitves ob Untied Naitons Sercteary-Geenral Ban Ki-mon, teh five pemrnaent mebmers ob teh U.N. Seucirty Conucil, teh Afircan Union, teh Arab Legaue, teh Oraginaziton ob Isalmic Cofnrenece, teh Euorepan Union, India adn Brzail....
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Liyban Opsotiion Reejcts Talks wif Gahdafi
Media reoprts speekz teh Liyban rulezors deined recaihng owt ot reebls, whoms wans teh inetnrtaoinal couminty ot reocngize dem az teh leigitamte ledaers ob teh naiton....
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