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Us Rerpseneatitve Giofrds Reisgns 365 days period Not before Arziona Shtoing
House Maojirty Top banana Eric Catnor, ans Republikat frum Vigrniia, reacled teh shtoing rapmage awn Jaunary 8 yester-year}, meowing teh conutry is nivver allow those whoms lost thems lives....
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Us House Pases Maisve Spneidng Bil ot Avert Rulezors Shtuodwn
Not before ans roler-cosater wek ob tesnion adn patrsian bikcreing bewten Reuplbcians adn Deomrcats awn Caiptol Hil, teh House ob Rerpseneatitves pased ans swpeing fudning bil wif solid biaptrsian suoprt - 296 lamwkaers voted fur eet adn 121 voted not for eet. Deomrctaic Mionirty Whip Steny Hoyer ob Mayralnd apaeled ot lamwkaers ot vote fur teh bil....
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Us Seante Potsopnes Test Vote awn Debt Celiing
Deomrctaic Seante Maojirty top banana Hary Reid gots potsopned ans test vote awn his plan ot kut rulezors spneidng adn raise teh debt celiing until Bunday afto. Reid says neogittaoins ot reach ans deal awn rasiing teh debt celiing r gan awn beihnd clsoed dors bewten teh Wyte House adn cognerisnoal ledaers....
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Wyte House Cofndient Us Debt Deafult Can Want Avreted
Teh reamrks beuy Chief ob Staf, Wiilam Daley, ins ans Cnn inetvriew came az teh Republikat Spaeker ob teh House John Bohener sturlged ot seucre teh botes neded ot wazz ans mesaure opsoed beuy teh Wyte House adn cognerisnoal Deomrcats....
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Pulbic Opniion Copmilactes Us Debt Deabte
Not square teh conutry, Amrecians r geitng weary ob teh poalirzed deabte ins Wahsnitgon ovr rasiing teh debt celiing. Dey r ans inrcaeisgnly cocnrened abowt teh prdecited neagitve ecnomoic cosnqeeucnes ob deafult if teh stnadof cotnniues....
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Obomuh Chief ob Staf: Us Is Nawt Deafult
Daley told Cnbc teelivison Tuseday dat they are r lots ob debt reudtcion plans awn teh table adn evreoyne iz uptight az teh Auugst 2 dedailne fur deafult gets clsoer. But he says dat, ins teh end, Cognres is do wut iz rite. ...
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Obomuh Takes Debt Barney ot Pulbic
Prez Obomuh held ans pulbic forum be teh Uni ob Mayralnd Frdiay, be wich he says eet might nawt want acpeatble fur teh rulezors ot deafult awn its obilagitons....
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Wyte Hosue: Obomuh Cofndient ans Debt Celiing Ageremnt is want Recahed
Prez Obmaa's baerly auidble coemnt abowt prgores ins teh talks, ins repsnose ot ans reoptrre's shuoted kweschun ins teh Rose Gadren, came ins an vibe ob inetsnfiiyng patrsian exhcnages, adn az teh Wyte House reamins tight liped abowt meitngs adn cosnluatitons wif cognerisnoal ledaers....
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Obmaa: Cognres Must Face Deifcit
Teh onoging neogittaoins bewten teh Obomuh adimintsariton adn Republikat ledaers haz one plus one goals. Wun iz ot reudce teh goevnremtn’s $14.3 trliion debt, wich iz teh cuernt legal booriwng limit. Teh udder iz ot raise dat limit bfour Auugst 2 , be teh U.S. cud deafult awn sum ob its loans, wich might daamge its tick raitng....
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