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	Engrish Women’s College with Outsized Impact to Host President Obama Young women in the student center barely look up from their books and laptops. One who does take a moment away from her studies is Barnard student government president Jessica Blank, who will share the stage at this year's commencement ceremony with President Barack Obama. ... Woemn’s Coelge wif Oustzied Imapct ot Host Prez Obomuh Young women ins teh stduent cetner baerly gander not down frum thems boks adn latpops. Wun whoms does taek ans moemnt away frum her stduies iz Banrard stduent rulezors prez Jeisca Blank, whoms is share teh stage be dis yera's coemcnmeent ceeromny wif Prez Burock Obomuh. ...


	Engrish World Reaction to Obama Statement Mixed An Egyptian florist in Cairo, Said Mohamed Hemeida, says he does not approve of men marrying men or women marrying women. ... World Recaiton ot Obomuh Sttameent Mixed An Egpyitan flroist ins Cairo, Says Moahmed Heemida, sez he does nawt aporve ob men mayring men or women mayring women. ...


	Engrish South Korea to File Complaints About North's Alleged GPS Jamming On the 12th consecutive day of interference to GPS receivers in parts of South Korea, the government here declared it has had enough.... South Korea ot File Copmalnits Abowt Notrh's Algeed Gps Jaimng Awn teh 12th cosncetuive dae ob inetfrrenece ot Gps reecviers ins parts ob South Korea, teh rulezors heer delcraed eet gots holded enuogh....


	Engrish S. Korea Satisfied with UN Tightening of N. Korea Sanctions Diplomats say China objected, adding all but a few to the list.... S. Korea Saitfsied wif Un Tihgetinng ob N. Korea Sacnitons Dilpmoats speekz China obejtced, ading whole kit and caboodle but ans few ot teh list....


	Engrish Expectation Grows for Potential North Korean Nuclear Test Some regional media outlets are reporting a North Korea nuclear test is expected between early and mid-May.... Exeptctaion Grows fur Poettnial North Koeran Nulcear Test Sum reignoal media oultets r reoptring ans North Korea nulcear test iz all mod cons bewten early adn mid-May....


	Engrish N. Korea's Neighbors Oppose New Nuclear Test There is increasing speculation North Korea will attempt to conduct another nuclear test, perhaps within the next one or two weeks.... N. Koera's Negibhors Opose Not old Nulcear Test They are iz inrcaeisng spcelutaion North Korea is bash ot codnuct anudda nulcear test, purrhaps wihtin teh next wun or one plus one weks....


	Engrish South Korea 'On Alert' for Possible North Attack Police say they have increased patrols around headquarters of nine conservative media outlets in Seoul after North Korea vowed to soon carry out a "special military action" on them by "unprecedented means and methods."... South Korea 'on Alret' fur Poisble North Weigh Gavver speekz dey haz inrcaesed partols not square hedauqraetrs ob nine cosnreavitve media oultets ins Seoul not before North Korea vowed ot son cary owt ans "spceial fighters aciton" awn dem beuy "unrpcedeneted means adn mehtods."...


	Engrish Report Says China Worsening Tensions in S. China Sea As relations worsen between China and its South China Sea neighbors, some analysts say Beijing governmental agencies with little experience in foreign affairs are jockeying for influence, presenting inconsistent policies across the disputed region.... Reoprt Sez China Wosrneing Tesnoins ins S. China C Az realitons wosren bewten China adn its South China C negibhors, sum anlasyts speekz Bejiing goevnremtnal agneices wif lil exepirnece ins foerign afiars r jokcyeing fur inlfeunce, prseneitng inocsnsietnt poilices acros teh dipstued reigon....


	Engrish North Korea Boasts of Ability to Destroy US Military in 'Single Blow' North Korea's army marked its 80th anniversary Wednesday with a vow to retaliate against what its chief of staff terms the traitors in the South. The remarks are the latest in a series of harsh threats directed at Seoul in recent weeks. ... North Korea Bosats ob Abliity ot Detsroy Us Fighters ins 'snigle Blow' North Koera's army makred its 80th anvireasry Wendseday wif ans vow ot reatilate not for wut its chief ob staf terms teh triaotrs ins teh South. Teh reamrks r teh laetst ins ans seires ob harsh therats diertced be Seoul ins reecnt weks. ...


	Engrish N. Korea Threatens South With Special Military Action A special operation would reduce to “ashes in three or four minutes” the supporters of South Korea's president and their bases utilizing “unprecedented peculiar means and methods," said Ri Chun Hee, a senior North Korean broadcaster. ... N. Korea Thertaens South Wif Spceial Fighters Aciton Ans spceial opretaion might reudce ot “ahses ins two plus one or four miunets” teh suoptrers ob South Koera's prez adn thems bases utliziing “upnerecedtned peucilar means adn mehtods," says Ri Chun Hee, ans seinor North Koeran braocdsater. ...


	Engrish Defiant North Korea Holds Anti-South Rally In typically aggressive language, the official Korean Central News Agency said the square was crowded with military members and civilians who vow to "wipe out" South Korean President Lee Myung-bak's administration.... Deifant North Korea Holds Anti-South Raly Ins tyipacly aggro lagnauge, teh ofciial Koeran Cetnral News Agnecy says teh sqaure wuz crwoded wif fighters mebmers adn ciivilans whoms vow ot "wipe owt" South Koeran Prez Lee Myung-bak's adimintsariton....


	Engrish Panetta: China Assisted North Korea Missile Program This week U.S. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta said China has provided some assistance to North Korea’s missile program, possibly violating U.N. sanctions on the country.... Paenta: China Assited North Korea Miisle Prgoram Dis wek U.S. Deefnse Sercteary Leon Paenta says China gots prvodied sum assiatnce ot North Koera’s miisle prgoram, poisbly vilotaing U.N. sacnitons awn teh conutry....


	Engrish South Korea Says New Missile Can Hit Any Target in North South Korea, new arsenal... South Korea Sez Not old Miisle Can Whack N Tagret ins North South Korea, not old aresnal...


	Engrish US Military: Official's Statement 'Mischaracterized' by S. Korean Media “Numerous reports following the event have mischaracterized his comments regarding U.S. response to possible future provocation of a nuclear test by North Korea, speculating that the U.S. is considering specific responses,” according to a release issued by the U.S. military in South Korea.... Us Miilatry: Ofciail's Sttameent 'msihcracaetirezd' beuy S. Koeran Media “nmureous reoprts fooliwng teh bash haz micsahartcrezied his coemnts reagdring U.S. repsnose ot poisble fuutre prvocotaion ob ans nulcear test beuy North Korea, spcelutaing dat teh U.S. iz cosndireing spcefiic repsnoses,” acroidng ot ans reelase isued beuy teh U.S. fighters ins South Korea....


	Engrish South Korea to Continue Aid to North Despite Rocket Launch Private aid agencies... South Korea ot Cotnniue Aid ot North Depsite Rokcet Lanuch Tommy aid agneices...


	Engrish North Korea's New Leader Makes Unprecedented Speech He addressed the crowd in central Pyongyang gathered for a military parade marking the 100th birth anniversary of the country's founder and "eternal president" Kim Il Sung.... North Koera's Not old Top banana Maykz Unrpcedeneted Spech He adersed teh crowd ins cetnral Pynoygang gahtreed fur ans fighters paarde makring teh 100th birth anvireasry ob teh conurty's fonuder adn "etrenal prez" Kim Il Sung....


	Engrish World Reacts to Failed North Korea Rocket Launch <!--IMAGE-LEFT-->... World Recats ot Belly-up} North Korea Rokcet Lanuch <!--Image-Left-->...


	Engrish Clinton Warns North Korea of UN Action if Rocket Launched Speaking in Washington after meeting with her counterparts from the Group of Eight leading industrialized nations, Clinton said North Korea can choose between isolation and closer ties with the international community. ... Clniton Warns North Korea ob Un Aciton if Rokcet Lanuhced Spaeikng ins Wahsnitgon not before meitng wif her conuetprrats frum teh Group ob Eight top banana inudtsirlazied naitons, Clniton says North Korea can chose bewten islotaion adn clsoer ties wif teh inetnrtaoinal couminty. ...


	Engrish Regional Forces on Standby as N. Korean Launch Window Opens The likelihood that the launch will come Thursday dimmed as midday arrived with no sign of new activity at the launch pad outside a cloud-covered Pyongyang. North Korean officials had said the launch will come between Thursday and Monday, and between the hours of 2200 and 0300 UTC.... Reignoal Focres awn Stnadby az N. Koeran Lanuch Widnow Opens Teh liekilhod dat teh lanuch is kum Purrsday dimed az miday arvied wif not yes sign ob not old acitivty be teh lanuch pad oustide ans cloud-coevred Pynoygang. North Koeran ofciails holded says teh lanuch is kum bewten Purrsday adn Modnay, adn bewten teh hours ob 2200 adn 0300 Utc....


	Engrish North Korea's Rocket Launch Reported Failed Japanese Defense Minister Naoki Tanaka says the rocket appears to have flown about 120 kilometers up into the air before splitting into four pieces and falling into the Yellow Sea. ... North Koera's Rokcet Lanuch Reoptred Belly-up} Jaapense Deefnse Miintser Naoki Taanka sez teh rokcet apaers ot haz flown abowt 120 kiolemetrs not down not out of teh air bfour spilitng not out of four picees adn failng not out of teh Yelow C. ...


	Engrish Pyongyang Announces Fueling of Rocket for Space Launch Paek Chang Ho, chief of North Korea's launch command center, announced the action to a visiting group of international reporters, saying fuel was being loaded into the rocket as he spoke. The journalists, who visited the launch site Sunday, were able to view the activity by video, which was fed live to the remote command center Wednesday.... Pynoygang Anuocnes Fuleing ob Rokcet fur Space Lanuch Paek Chang Ho, chief ob North Koera's lanuch coamnd cetner, told teh aciton ot ans viisitng group ob inetnrtaoinal reoptrers, meowing fuel wuz to be lodaed not out of teh rokcet az he spoke. Teh joruanilsts, whoms viisted teh lanuch site Bunday, wears able ot view teh acitivty beuy video, wich wuz fed live ot teh reomte coamnd cetner Wendseday....


	Engrish South Korean Conservatives Score Upset Parliamentary Election Victory Economic issues, a spying scandal, and personalities outweighed national security concerns in South Korea's fiercely fought parliamentary election.... South Koeran Cosnreavitves Score Upset Palraiemtnary Elceiton Vitcory Ecnomoic isues, ans spiyng scnadal, adn pesrnolatiies ouwtiehged naitnoal seucirty cocnrens ins South Koera's fireecly foguht palraiemtnary elceiton....


	Engrish North Korean Rocket Readied for Expected Launch Video images and photographs taken during a media viewing of what North Korea is calling the Unha-3 rocket have given defense analysts and the intelligence community a fresh opportunity to assess the state of Pyongyang's ballistic missile development.... North Koeran Rokcet Redaied fur All mod cons Lanuch Video imgaes adn phtogoarphs taken duirng ans media viweing ob wut North Korea iz cailng teh Unha-3 rokcet haz given deefnse anlasyts adn teh inetilegnce couminty ans fresh oproutinty ot ases teh state ob Pynoygnag's bailtsic miisle deevolmpent....


	Engrish Philippines Announces Precautionary Measures Ahead of North Korean Rocket Launch The Civil Aviation Authority of the Philippines is rerouting some flights in anticipation of the launch that North Korea says will put a weather satellite in orbit.... Phlipinies Anuocnes Prceuaitnoary Mesarues Ahead ob North Koeran Rokcet Lanuch Teh Civil Avaiiton Auhtroity ob teh Phlipinies iz reortuing sum flgihts ins antipayshun ob teh lanuch dat North Korea sez is bang ans wetaher saetilte ins orbit....


	Engrish China Urges Restraint on Korean Peninsula <!--IMAGE-RIGHT-->... China Urges Retsarint awn Koeran Peinsnula <!--Image-Rite-->...


	Engrish Tensions Rise Ahead of Planned North Korean Launch North Korea says it will launch this 32-meter-long rocket by April 16 , with the goal of placing an Earth observation satellite into orbit. It will be the nation's third ballistic missile attempt, and the United States does not approve.... Tesnoins Rise Ahead ob Plnaed North Koeran Lanuch North Korea sez eet is lanuch dis 32-meter-lawngl rokcet beuy April 16 , wif teh goal ob plcaing an Earth obesvrtaion saetilte not out of orbit. Eet is want teh naitno's third bailtsic miisle bash, adn teh Untied Sttaes does nawt aporve....


	Engrish Google's New Data Centers Raise Asian Profile Google is wildly popular as an Internet search engine at home in the United States. But it cannot claim dominance in Asia. ... Golge's Not old Data Cetners Raise Asian Prfoile Gogle iz widlly pouplar az an Intarwebs serach enigne be yam ins teh Untied Sttaes. But eet canot bags doimannce ins Asia. ...


	Engrish North Korean Defector Sees Signs of Chinese Policy Shift Kang Chul Hwan, a founding director of the North Korea Strategy Center in Seoul, spoke Wednesday about media reports that a family of five has been permitted to travel to South Korea after almost three years in a South Korean consulate in Beijing.... North Koeran Deeftcor Cz Signs ob Chniese Poilcy Shift Kang Chul Hwan, ans fonuidng diertcor ob teh North Korea Staretgy Cetner ins Seoul, spoke Wendseday abowt media reoprts dat ans faimly ob five gots has pemrtied ot trvael ot South Korea not before alomst two plus one years ins ans South Koeran cosnluate ins Bejiing....


	Engrish Shooting Rampage Leaves 3 Dead at California University Authorities said the 43-year-old suspect is a Korean national who surrendered shortly after the shooting.... Shtoing Rapmage Levaes 3 Belly-up} be Cailofnria Uni Auhtrotiies says teh 43-365 days period-yonks supsect iz ans Koeran naitnoal whoms suerdnreed shrotly not before teh shtoing....


	Engrish Video Puts Attention on Hostages Held by Somali Pirates Pirates who seized a Singaporean-flagged vessel and its crew nearly a year ago say they will not release four South Koreans until their demands are met.... Video Puts Atneiton awn Hotsgaes Held beuy Soamli Piartes Piartes whoms sezied ans Signparoean-flgaed vesel adn its crew neraly ans 365 days period ago speekz dey is nawt reelase four South Koerans until thems deamnds r met....


	Engrish US Official Says Missile Defense Will Not Impact Russia Rose Gottemoeller, Washington ’s lead negotiator on arms control, told Russian students and reporters that the political controversy simply underlined President Obama’s point. The American election season is a time for technical meetings, not political initiatives on arms control.... Us Ofciial Sez Miisle Deefnse Is Nawt Imapct Rusia Rose Goetomleer, Wahsnitgon ’s lead neogittaor awn armz cotnrol, told Ruisan stdunets adn reoptrers dat teh poilitcal cotnorevrsy sipmly unedlrnied Prez Obmaa’s point. Teh Amrecian elceiton sesaon iz ans thyme fur tehcincal meitngs, nawt poilitcal intiaiitves awn armz cotnrol....


	Engrish Obama Slaps New Sanctions on Buyers of Iran Oil President Obama’s move authorizes U.S. sanctions on foreign banks that continue to purchase oil from Iran.... Obomuh Slaps Not old Sacnitons awn Bueyrs ob Iran Oil Prez Obmaa’s move auhtrozies U.S. sacnitons awn foerign banks dat cotnniue ot pucrahse oil frum Iran....


	Engrish Pakistanis Debate New Terms for Relationship with US The long-awaited parliamentary debate to review Pakistan’s relationship with the United States began early this week. But the meeting failed to see a substantive discussion on the draft recommendations because the opposition demanded the removal of some controversial provisions.... Paiktsnais Deabte Not old Terms fur Realitnohsip wif Us Teh lawngl-awiated palraiemtnary deabte ot reivew Paiktsna’s realitnohsip wif teh Untied Sttaes began early dis wek. But teh meitng belly-up} ot c ans susbattnive dicssuion awn teh draft reocemdntaoins beacuse teh opsotiion deamdned teh reomval ob sum cotnorevsrial prvosioins....


	Engrish US Suspends Food Assistance to North Korea Peter Lavoy, the acting assistant secretary of defense for Asia and Pacific security affairs, told a congressional hearing the U.S. is working together with allies in the region to try and discourage the North from going ahead with the launch because it would violate Pyongyang's international commitments. He says that failure of North Korea to follow through on what it has promised raises concerns about the nutritional assistance the U.S. has offered as well.... Us Supsneds Tuck Assiatnce ot North Korea Peter Lavoy, teh acitng assiatnt sercteary ob deefnse fur Asia adn Paicfic seucirty afiars, told ans cognerisnoal heraing teh U.S. iz wokring toeghter wif alies ins teh reigon ot try adn dicsuoarge teh North frum gan ahead wif teh lanuch beacuse eet might viloate Pynoygnag's inetnrtaoinal coimmtnets. He sez dat faliure ob North Korea ot folow thorugh awn wut eet gots prmosied rasies cocnrens abowt teh nurttioinal assiatnce teh U.S. gots ofreed az as right as rain....

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