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	Engrish Women’s College with Outsized Impact to Host President Obama Young women in the student center barely look up from their books and laptops. One who does take a moment away from her studies is Barnard student government president Jessica Blank, who will share the stage at this year's commencement ceremony with President Barack Obama. ... Woemn’s Coelge wif Oustzied Imapct ot Host Prez Obomuh Young women ins teh stduent cetner baerly gander not down frum thems boks adn latpops. Wun whoms does taek ans moemnt away frum her stduies iz Banrard stduent rulezors prez Jeisca Blank, whoms is share teh stage be dis yera's coemcnmeent ceeromny wif Prez Burock Obomuh. ...


	Engrish New French President to Face Many Challenges Final results Monday show Hollande won 51.6 percent of the vote to Sarkozy's 48.4 percent in Sunday's runoff election. French media say the outgoing president will officially hand over power on May 15 .... Not old Frnech Prez ot Face Umpteen Chlaneges Final reuslts Modnay show Hoalnde won 51.6 pecrent ob teh vote ot Sakrzoy's 48.4 pecrent ins Sudnya's runof elceiton. Frnech media speekz teh ougtiong prez is ofciaily hand ovr big time awn May 15 ....


	Engrish US Foils al-Qaida Airliner Bomb Plot A Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) statement said close cooperation with overseas security and intelligence partners enabled the thwarting of the plot, which involved an improvised explosive device (IED). ... Us Foils al-Qaida Ailrnier Bomb Plot Ans Feedral Buerau ob Inevtsgitaion (Fbi) sttameent says close coepariton wif ovreesas seucirty adn inetilegnce patrenrs enbaled teh thawtring ob teh plot, wich inovvled an imrpvosied exlpsoive deivce (Ied). ...


	Engrish Obama Invites African Leaders to G8 Summit White House spokesman Jay Carney says Ethiopian Prime Minister Meles Zenawi, Ghana's President John Mills, Tanzanian President Jakaya Kikwete and Benin President Yayi Boni, who is the current chairman of the African Union, will attend the summit for a discussion of food security on May 1 9 at the U.S. president's mountain retreat - Camp David in Maryland.... Obomuh Inivtes Afircan Ledaers ot G8 Sumit Wyte House spkoseman Jay Canrey sez Etihpoian Prime Miintser Meles Zeanwi, Ghnaa's Prez John Mils, Taznnaian Prez Jaakya Kiwkete adn Benin Prez Yayi Boni, whoms iz teh cuernt chiamran ob teh Afircan Union, is atend teh sumit fur ans dicssuion ob tuck seucirty awn May 1 9 be teh U.S. prsedinet's monuatin rerteat - Camp David ins Mayralnd....


	Engrish US Hiring Disappoints, but Jobless Rate Ticks Lower U.S. hiring has slowed sharply with employers adding only 115,000 jobs in April. That's well below the 160,000 jobs economists were expecting. The modest numbers released Friday by the U.S. Labor Department suggest the U.S. recovery may be losing steam. The White House insists the nation is still moving in the right direction.... Us Hiirng Diasopnits, but Jolbes Rate Ticks Lower U.S. hiirng gots slwoed shraply wif emlpyoers ading ownlee 115,000 jobs ins April. Thta's as right as rain below teh 160,000 jobs ecnomosits wears exeptcing. Teh moedst nubmers let go Frdiay beuy teh U.S. Labor Deaptremnt suegst teh U.S. reocevry may want loisng steam. Teh Wyte House inissts teh naiton iz stil moivng ins teh rite diertcion....


	Engrish Obama Denies Politicizing Bin Laden Raid Speaking days before the first anniversary of the U.S. commando raid in Pakistan that killed the al-Qaida leader, Obama said Monday that there are others - an apparent reference to his presumed Republican challenger in the November election - who have reversed position on going ahead with such a mission.... Obomuh Deines Poiliticizng Bin Laden Raid Spaeikng dais bfour teh nawt sekkund anvireasry ob teh U.S. coamndo raid ins Paiktsan dat kiled teh al-Qaida top banana, Obomuh says Modnay dat they are r otehrs - an apraent reefernce ot his prsemued Republikat chlaneger ins teh Noevbmer elceiton - whoms haz reevsred poisiton awn gan ahead wif such ans miison....


	Engrish Obama Sidesteps Issue of Asylum for Chinese Dissident Chen With high-level U.S.-China talks set to start on Thursday in Beijing, the president sidestepped the delicate issue of Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng.... Obomuh Siedtseps Isue ob Aslyum fur Chniese Diisednt Chen Wif up-level U.S.-China talks set ot start awn Purrsday ins Bejiing, teh prez siedtspeed teh deilacte isue ob Chniese diisednt Chen Gunacgehng....


	Engrish Obama to Launch Re-Election Bid Saturday With just more than six months to go until Election Day, the Republican strategy for ousting President Barack Obama is clear - make sure voters focus on his economic record.... Obomuh ot Lanuch Re-Elceiton Bid Caturday Wif jus moar than six motnhs ot go until Elceiton Dae, teh Republikat staretgy fur outsing Prez Burock Obomuh iz clear - make sure voetrs focus awn his ecnomoic reocrd....


	Engrish Hillary Clinton Recalls Raid That Killed Osama bin Laden Recounting that night, the U.S. Secretary of State recalls a Special Forces officer speaking with administration officials outside a small room under the White House.... Hillaree Clniton Reacls Raid Dat Kiled Osama bin Laden Reocnuitng dat night, teh U.S. Sercteary ob State reacls ans Spceial Focres ofcier spaeikng wif adimintsariton ofciails oustide ans wee rom not over teh Wyte House....


	Engrish Security Issues Expected to Top Obama-Noda Meeting Analysts say the disagreement over the U.S. forces on Okinawa has been an irritant in relations between Washington and Tokyo for years.... Seucirty Isues All mod cons ot Top Obomuh-Noda Meitng Anlasyts speekz teh diasrgmeent ovr teh U.S. focres awn Okniawa gots has an irtiant ins realitons bewten Wahsnitgon adn Tokyo fur years....


	Engrish South Sudanese Leader Shortens China Trip Kiir had planned to remain in the country until Saturday. He met with the National People's Congress chairman Wu Bangguo Wednesday, who said it was unfortunate the South Sudanese leader would be leaving and canceling a trip to Shanghai.... South Suadense Top banana Shroetns China Trip Kir holded plnaed ot reamin ins teh conutry until Caturday. He met wif teh Naitnoal Pepoel's Cognres chiamran Wu Bagnuo Wendseday, whoms says eet wuz unoftrnuate teh South Suadense top banana might want levaing adn cacnleing ans trip ot Shnahgai....


	Engrish Obama Unveils Sanctions, Touts Anti-Atrocity Measures Obama announced the human-rights actions, formalized in an executive order and notifications to Congress, as he made his second visit to the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington .... Obomuh Unevils Sacnitons, Touts Anti-Atoricty Mesarues Obomuh told teh hooman-rihgts acitons, fomrlazied ins an excetuive order adn noitifacitons ot Cognres, az he mayde his after first visit ot teh U.S. Hoolacust Meomiral Muesum ins Wahsnitgon ....


	Engrish Secret Service Scandal Continues to Shake Washington As photos surfaced of one of the Colombian women allegedly involved, other details also have emerged - including the identities of two agents ousted so far from the agency.... Sekrit Sevrice Scnadal Cotnniues ot Shake Wahsnitgon Az phtoos sufrcaed ob wun ob teh Coolbmian women algedely inovvled, udder deatils ans haz emreged - inlcduing teh eyedentitees ob one plus one agnets outsed sew far frum teh agnecy....


	Engrish US Defense Secretary: Pentagon Ready to Help Protect Syrian People Amid concern from some members of the U.S. Congress that the United States might be planning a military intervention similar to one in Libya last year, Panetta said there are similarities, but also important differences in the two situations.... Us Deefnse Sercteray: Petngaon Ready ot Halp Prtoect Syiran Peepz Amid cocnern frum sum mebmers ob teh U.S. Cognres dat teh Untied Sttaes myte want plnaing ans fighters inturvenshun siimlar ot wun ins Libya yester-year}, Paenta says they are r siimalirites, but ans imoptrant diefercnes ins teh one plus one siuttaoins....


	Engrish US Consulate Reportedly Shielded Bo Aide, Delivering Him to Beijing The reported on its website late Tuesday, inside details of the brief stay at the U.S. Consulate in Chengdu by Wang Lijun, who had served as Chongqing vice mayor and police chief under disgraced political leader Bo Xilai.... Us Cosnluate Reoptrdely Sheidled Bo Aide, Deilevirng Him ot Bejiing Teh reoptred awn its wesbite late Tuseday, inisde deatils ob teh brief stay be teh U.S. Cosnluate ins Chnegdu beuy Wang Lijun, whoms holded sevred az Chnoqging vice mayor adn gavver chief not over digsarced poilitcal top banana Bo Xilai....


	Engrish Obama Arrives in Colombia for Summit of the Americas A welcome dinner hosted by Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos marked the official start of this summit that brings together 33 leaders from the United States and Canada, the Caribbean and Latin America.... Obomuh Arvies ins Coolbmia fur Sumit ob teh Amrecias Ans welcum diner hotsed beuy Coolbmian Prez Juan Maunel Satnos makred teh ofciial start ob dis sumit dat brnigs toeghter 33 ledaers frum teh Untied Sttaes adn Caanda, teh Caireban adn Latin Amreica....


	Engrish White House Says North Korean Launch Was 'Provocative Act' The statement said the failed launch contravenes Pyongyang's own recent commitments, adding the U.S. remains vigilant in the face of North Korean provocations and remains committed to the security of U.S. allies in the region.... Wyte House Sez North Koeran Lanuch Wuz 'porovacitve Act' Teh sttameent says teh belly-up} lanuch cotnarevnes Pynoygnag's pwn reecnt coimmtnets, ading teh U.S. reamins viigalnt ins teh face ob North Koeran prvocotaoins adn reamins coimted ot teh seucirty ob U.S. alies ins teh reigon....


	Engrish Tensions Rise Ahead of Planned North Korean Launch North Korea says it will launch this 32-meter-long rocket by April 16 , with the goal of placing an Earth observation satellite into orbit. It will be the nation's third ballistic missile attempt, and the United States does not approve.... Tesnoins Rise Ahead ob Plnaed North Koeran Lanuch North Korea sez eet is lanuch dis 32-meter-lawngl rokcet beuy April 16 , wif teh goal ob plcaing an Earth obesvrtaion saetilte not out of orbit. Eet is want teh naitno's third bailtsic miisle bash, adn teh Untied Sttaes does nawt aporve....


	Engrish Romney Shifts Focus to Obama The schedule of Republican presidential primaries runs through June, but Mitt Romney already has more than half of the 1,144 delegates he needs to secure the party nomination over rivals Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, and Ron Paul.... Ronmey Shfits Focus ot Obomuh Teh scehudle ob Republikat prsedineital prmiraies runs thorugh June, but Mit Ronmey alerady gots moar than half ob teh 1,144 deelagtes he neds ot seucre teh bash noimaniton ovr riavls Rick Satnroum, Newt Gignirch, adn Ron Paul....


	Engrish US, Brazil Presidents Meet at White House The White House says Monday's meeting will focus on a wide range of regional and bilateral issues and comes as part of an on-going dialogue regarding the growing partnership between the two nations.... Us, Brzail Prezzies Met be Wyte House Teh Wyte House sez Modnya's meitng is focus awn ans wide range ob reignoal adn bialetral isues adn comes az part ob an awn-gan dilagoue reagdring teh grwoing patrensrhip bewten teh one plus one naitons....


	Engrish Obama to Host Brazil’s Rousseff Monday Brazil has the world’s sixth-largest economy, a large and growing middle class and an expanding leadership role in world affairs.... Obomuh ot Host Brzali’s Rosuef Modnay Brzail gots teh wolrd’s sixth-lagrest ecnoomy, ans beezer adn grwoing midle clas adn an exapdning ledarehsip role ins world afiars....


	Engrish Economic Issues, Drug Violence, Issues in North American Summit The last North American summit was in 2009, though the three men have met at the G8 and G20, and summits of APEC (Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation).... Ecnomoic Isues, Catnip Aggro, Isues ins North Amrecian Sumit Teh lass North Amrecian sumit wuz ins 2009, thuogh teh two plus one men haz met be teh G8 adn G20, adn suimts ob Apec (Asia-Paicfic Ecnomoic Coepariton)....


	Engrish Sudanese Activist Artist Breaks Down Borders In an audio montage of memories from refugees, the sounds of gunfire and explosions mix with crying babies. Narrator Michelle Orecchio describes how to reverse war's grip on so much of humanity.... Suadense Acitivst Aritst Braeks Down Bodrers Ins an audio motnage ob meomires frum reufges, teh sowndz ob gufnire adn exlpsooins mix wif waterworks ankle-bietrs}. Naartor Mihcele Orcehio decsirbes hao ot reevrse war's grip awn sew much ob huaminty....


	Engrish Obama Slaps New Sanctions on Buyers of Iran Oil President Obama’s move authorizes U.S. sanctions on foreign banks that continue to purchase oil from Iran.... Obomuh Slaps Not old Sacnitons awn Bueyrs ob Iran Oil Prez Obmaa’s move auhtrozies U.S. sacnitons awn foerign banks dat cotnniue ot pucrahse oil frum Iran....


	Engrish White House Confident About Health Care Outcome After the Supreme Court heard the final legal argument on the health care law, a White House news briefing was dominated by questions about whether President Obama is worried that a key provision, or the entire law, could be in jeopardy.... Wyte House Cofndient Abowt Helath Care Ouctome Not before teh Surpeme Winch heard teh final legal barney awn teh helath care law, ans Wyte House news breiifng wuz doimanted beuy quseitons abowt whteher Prez Obomuh iz woired dat ans key prvosiion, or teh enitre law, cud want ins jeporady....


	Engrish Obama: Pakistan Review of Ties Should Respect US Security Needs Mr. Obama spoke to reporters Tuesday shortly before holding private talks with Pakistani Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani. The two leaders met on the sidelines of an international nuclear summit in Seoul.... Obmaa: Paiktsan Reivew ob Ties Shud Repsect Us Seucirty Neds Mr. Obomuh spoke ot reoptrers Tuseday shrotly bfour hodling tommy talks wif Bacon sarnie Prime Miintser Yosuuf Raza Gialni. Teh one plus one ledaers met awn teh siedilnes ob an inetnrtaoinal nulcear sumit ins Seoul....


	Engrish Obama Seeks Another Arms Deal with Russia After talks with Russian President Dmitry Medvedev at the Seoul nuclear summit Monday, Obama said both countries can continue to make progress in cutting stockpiles of nuclear weapons.... Obomuh Seks Anudda Armz Deal wif Rusia Not before talks wif Ruisan Prez Dmtiry Mevddeev be teh Seoul nulcear sumit Modnay, Obomuh says boaf conurties can cotnniue ot make prgores ins cuitng stcopklies ob nulcear wepaons....


	Engrish Obama Calls for North Korea to Have Courage to Pursue Peace Nuclear tensions with North Korea and Iran were the focus for Obama and many of the other leaders now in Seoul for the Nuclear Security Summit.... Obomuh Cals fur North Korea ot Haz Balls ot Pusrue Peace Nulcear tesnoins wif North Korea adn Iran wears teh focus fur Obomuh adn umpteen ob teh udder ledaers nao ins Seoul fur teh Nulcear Seucirty Sumit....


	Engrish White House: US and Allies Looking at 'Non-Lethal' Aid for Syrian Rebels Obama met with Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan Sunday in Seoul, where they are attending a nuclear security summit.... Wyte Hosue: Us adn Alies Loikng be 'non-Lehtal' Aid fur Syiran Reebls Obomuh met wif Tukrish Prime Miintser Recep Tayip Erodgan Bunday ins Seoul, ware dey r atneidng ans nulcear seucirty sumit....


	Engrish Obama Visits US Troops at DMZ Mr. Obama told about 50 American soldiers that South Korean President Lee Myung-bak had once confided that he was able to rise from poverty as a child, to a successful career thanks in large part to America's military aid and support.... Obomuh Viists Us Trops be Dmz Mr. Obomuh told abowt 50 Amrecian sodleirs dat South Koeran Prez Lee Myung-bak holded once cofndied dat he wuz able ot rise frum poevrty az ans babby, ot ans suecfsul carer fnaks ins beezer part ot Amrecia's fighters aid adn suoprt....


	Engrish Obama Heading to South Korea for Nuclear Summit Mr. Obama will join more than 50 world leaders for the high profile summit in Seoul, including Chinese President Hu Jintao. The White House says Mr. Obama will hold bilateral meetings with Mr. Hu and the leaders of Kazakhstan, Russia, South Korea and Turkey on the sidelines of the summit.... Obomuh Hedaing ot South Korea fur Nulcear Sumit Mr. Obomuh is join moar than 50 world ledaers fur teh up prfoile sumit ins Seoul, inlcduing Chniese Prez Hu Jitnao. Teh Wyte House sez Mr. Obomuh is hold bialetral meitngs wif Mr. Hu adn teh ledaers ob Kaazhktsan, Rusia, South Korea adn Tukrey awn teh siedilnes ob teh sumit....


	Engrish US Joins Condemnation of Mali Coup The U.S. State Department says federal agencies will meet Thursday to discuss the future of about $140 million in economic, security, and anti-terrorism funding. Humanitarian aid would not be affected.... Us Joins Codnmeaniton ob Mali Coup Teh U.S. State Deaptremnt sez feedral agneices is met Purrsday ot dicsus teh fuutre ob abowt $140 thousen thousen ins ecnomoic, seucirty, adn anti-teorirsm fudning. Huaminatiran aid might nawt want afceted....


	Engrish Explosions Heard Near Suspected Killer's Home in France French police have tried several times to storm the suspect's home in the southern city of Toulouse. ... Exlpsooins Heard Near Supsceted Kielr's Yam ins Frnace Frnech gavver haz tried seevral times ot storm teh supscet's yam ins teh sotuehrn city ob Toluuose. ...


	Engrish Manhunt Under Way in France For Gunman Who Killed 4 at Jewish School The French government raised its terrorism alert to the highest level for the southwestern region around Toulouse, in response to Monday's shooting at the Ozar Hatorah school by a lone gunman who sped away on a motorcycle.... Mahnunt Not over Wai ins Frnace Fur Gumnan Whoms Kiled 4 be Jeiwsh Skool Teh Frnech rulezors rasied its teorirsm alert ot teh hihgest level fur teh sotuwhseetrn reigon not square Toluuose, ins repsnose ot Modnya's shtoing be teh Ozar Haotrah skool beuy ans lone gumnan whoms sped away awn ans mootcrcyle....

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